Everything in my life is pretty great right now. I'm really happy and I'm really excited to see everyone at Thanksgiving. But here I would like to address some of the misfortunes currently in my life:
First, my film readings. They're trying to kill me with endless pages of big words and meaningless sentences...that and tiny, tiny print.
Second, the fact that I can never convince myself to bring my umbrella with me unless it's already raining, and somehow Dartmouth weather patterns always make sure that it starts to rain after I leave my room. By the time I get a chance to come back (all wet) and get my umbrella, it has usually stopped raining.
Third, I have not as of now found My Future Husband yet. Of course, I have time, and yet I have to ask myself: why is it so hard to find a guy who's not on drugs, not a heavy drinker, has a good personality, and doesn't have a girlfriend? That doesn't seem like so much to ask. (Of course my criteria, outlined on my Boyfriend Application Sheet, also take things like SAT scores, future prospects, favorite color, appreciation of Jane Austen, and ability to cook into account...)
Fourth and finally, pudding cups are too small. Every time I eat a pudding I find myself thinking that I would have been satisfied with just one more bite (i.e., three bites). Not that I'm, cough cough, eating pudding a lot. But I still think they should be bigger. And they should be designed so they're easier to scrape.
As you can clearly see, life isn't all fun and games for me right now. But luckily there are a few perks despite the tragedies of the film readings and the umbrella. Sunday brunch, movies at the Hop, good grades, free Tuesdays...if only these small pleasures were enough to make up for tiny pudding cups.
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